Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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