Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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