i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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