She is in my trunk
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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