Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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