Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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