Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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