oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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