Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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