CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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