How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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