I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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