just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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