Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just high enough for therapy.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's shark week go big or go home
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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