what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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