thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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