yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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