So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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