I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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