We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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