I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We don't watch enough power rangers
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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