it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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