I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Sober January is a disaster.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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