I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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