Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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