R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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