I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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