im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My ATM looks so different sober.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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