Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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