Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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