Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Shame - the story of my life.
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