The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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