R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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