The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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