You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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