if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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