Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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