So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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