the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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