You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm always down for nudity.
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