He told me they were just razor bumps!
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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