Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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