Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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