Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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