Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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