Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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