Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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