fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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