Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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