I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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