East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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